[8] Mikki and I both received the following message: "Maybe a match? Ahhh impetuous youth. Like them a bit young don"t you my dear? Will a striking man of 25 suite your needs? Would love to take this to the next level. Write if you can, I have a feeling that you are also secretly wicked as well. Sweet Dreams."

We retaliated against the lazy bachelor by sending him identical notes.

The moral: instilling confusion is its own reward.