TOP TEN
bumper stickers on
the U.S.S. Enterprise

  1. "Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!"

  2. "One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day...think about it."

  3. "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"

  4. "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!"

  5. "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"

  6. "CAUTION...We have a trigger-happy Klingon at tactical."

  7. "If you can read this...don't you think you're a wee bit too close?"

  8. "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"

  9. "We brake for cubes!"

  10. "Wesley On Board!"
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