The TOP NINE
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
- Has to figure out at least a token punishment for Worf for killing a
crew member who hid a tribble in Worf's bed as a practical joke.
- The impulse engines have been making a funny noise lately.
- Crew refers to him as "Captain Chrome-Dome Retard" behind his back.
- That the voices in his head telling him to throw Counselor Troi out an
airlock will become too insistent to ignore.
- Ensign Ro has introduced a strain of Bejoran V.D. into the Enterprise
population that cordrazine won't even put a dent in.
- Wesley might come to visit.
- Lwaxanna Troi might come to visit.
- Riker will keep turning down promotion after promotion and he'll never be rid of the big dork!
- The way Data keeps reading "2001: A Space Odyssey" over and over