The TOP NINE
worries of
Capt. Jean-Luc Picard

  1. Has to figure out at least a token punishment for Worf for killing a crew member who hid a tribble in Worf's bed as a practical joke.

  2. The impulse engines have been making a funny noise lately.

  3. Crew refers to him as "Captain Chrome-Dome Retard" behind his back.

  4. That the voices in his head telling him to throw Counselor Troi out an airlock will become too insistent to ignore.

  5. Ensign Ro has introduced a strain of Bejoran V.D. into the Enterprise population that cordrazine won't even put a dent in.

  6. Wesley might come to visit.

  7. Lwaxanna Troi might come to visit.

  8. Riker will keep turning down promotion after promotion and he'll never be rid of the big dork!

  9. The way Data keeps reading "2001: A Space Odyssey" over and over again.

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