The TOP TEN lines you'll never hear on Star Trek: The Next Generation Worf: Klingons do not play tiddlywinks! Picard: It's too bad we don't live in an enlightened, civilized era like they had in the twentieth century. Feordi: Did you hear Wesley almost got kicked out of the academy again? They caught him smoking pot! Data: (looks puzzled) Pot? (brightens) Ah. Marijuana - a narcotic obtained from the hemp plant. Cannabis. Weed. Mary Jane. Grass. Reefer. Panama red... Troi (to someone she is counseling): You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares! Now get out! Worf: Ouch! I got a paper cut! A Starfleet admiral: Don't worry about it, Picard, there's plenty of other ships in your quadrant. Riker: Not tonight - I have a headache. Worf: Do we have to beam down right now? The Smurfs are on subspace TV! Geordi: We've modified the warp coils by reversing the polarity of the inverse geometric phase integrator and adding a broad-band neutrino flux generator to the hyper-magnetic field controls. Riker: What will that do? Geordi: Not a damn thing, but it sure as hell sounds impressive! Picard: Oh, screw the hailing frequencies. Fire all phasers!

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