The TOP TEN
command decisions Captain Picard has to make:
- Should he send Wesley an FTD Pick-Me-Up bouquet?
- How big a tip to leave in 10-Forward.
- Should he open hailing frequencies or beam over a nice Hallmark card?
- Stock up on minoxidol or turtle wax?
- Whether or not to have easy-listening music played in the turbolifts.
- Should he put Spock on his Christmas card list?
- Whether or not to have Data's cat neutered.
- Whether or not to have Commander Riker neutered.
- Bud or Coors?
- Keep matter/antimatter warp engines or switch over to natural gas?