Gaeity!
I could have more fun.
$38,000 would buy:

  • 10,857 beers

  • 76,000 condoms

  • 1,900 dinners at Marion's on the Bowery

  • 3,800 dinners at Planeat Thailand in Williamsburg

  • 19,000 slices of pizza

  • 2,714 CD's