Vanity!
I could look better.
$38,000 would buy:

  • 63 years of membership at a very nice gym

  • 2,714 MAC lipsticks

  • 3,166 Hard Candy nail polishes

  • 10 liposuction surgeries

  • 4,750 applications of hair bleach and toner

  • 190 pairs of leather pants

  • 4,750 cute thrift store dresses

  • 2,714 pairs of fancy sexy underwear