For extra Parisian authenticity, be sure to have a clever yet subtle tote bag available at all times. Use it to carry your favourite small dog or uncannily sedate feline companion. Kitty too playful for crowded Métro rides and walks along the Seine? Never fear: NyQuil softgel caps can easily be wrapped with chicken livers. Hold kitty's jaws open and insert this tasty treat—in minutes, kitty will be remarkably docile, ready to wander through Place des Vosges zipped into an oversize shoulderbag. Allergies? Not to worry: your local Goodwill features an outstanding array of stuffed animals, some of which walk, talk, bark, or squeal to give your ensemble added jeunesse.

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