A. While no one is looking, apply some lip color to the back of your hand (we have used dark shades for emphasis but please choose one suited to your complexion).

B. Wait for something disgusting to come up in conversation. This shouldn't take long. SPIT!

C. Wipe mouth off with back of hand, depositing lipcolor onto lips.

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