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A. Around supper time, offer to build the fire (bonus: this also gets you our of cleaning the fish). B. With your back to everyone, pour out the charcoal onto the grill. |
| C. Swiftly and deftly grab a piece of charcoal with a good edge. Lightly line eyes. |  |
| D. Alternative: if someone insists on helping you, squirt too much fluid onto the briquets, while palming one. Rub your eyes because of the smoke, and apply eyeliner thusly. |
